It has come to my attention that there are several possibilities why one may have trouble meeting a physicist.
a: a distinct lack of eligable physicists
b: physicists are sensitive creatures and spook easily in 'normal' social settings
c: perhaps too engrossed in more important persuits to seek companionship
d: in the case of a Quantum physicists; he may not be entirely certain girls are real
e: have they all found love in a perfect "elegant" mathematical equation?
f: cooties are still a universal and incurable feminine disease
g: they just aren't that into you [me]
note: i have even tried wearing a t-shirt with "137" on it in attempts to separate the wheat from the chaff.... but all I get is the condescending "It's 42!!" from the loyal followers of the hitchhiker's guide to the universe.